July 2, 2009
Ellis Burks, Cleveland Indians: Scrub all you want; you’ll never wash off the shame of the Tribe not picking up Burks’ contract option for 2004.  (Found by Scott in Columbus, OH.)
Ellis Burks, Cleveland Indians: Scrub all you want; you’ll never wash off the shame of the Tribe not picking up Burks’ contract option for 2004.  (Found by Scott in Columbus, OH.)
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July 1, 2009
Raymond Philyaw, Cleveland Gladiators: Think nobody noticed when the AFL cancelled its season?  Think again.  This guy’s been hanging out in an empty arena for weeks.  (Found by Brad B. in Toledo.)
Raymond Philyaw, Cleveland Gladiators: Think nobody noticed when the AFL cancelled its season?  Think again.  This guy’s been hanging out in an empty arena for weeks.  (Found by Brad B. in Toledo.)
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June 30, 2009
Marquis Daniels, Dallas Mavericks: “Dude, they spelled ‘Nowitzki’ wrong on your jersey.” “No wonder it only cost four dollars.” (Found by James in Dallas.)
Marquis Daniels, Dallas Mavericks: “Dude, they spelled ‘Nowitzki’ wrong on your jersey.” “No wonder it only cost four dollars.” (Found by James in Dallas.)
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June 29, 2009
Chris Snelling, Philadelphia Phillies: “Can you believe that the Phillies got rid of Snelling after he had a 2.000 OPS last year?  Sure, it was in only four plate appearances, but even half of that is pretty good over the course of a season!”   (Found by Brian in Reading, PA.)
Chris Snelling, Philadelphia Phillies: “Can you believe that the Phillies got rid of Snelling after he had a 2.000 OPS last year?  Sure, it was in only four plate appearances, but even half of that is pretty good over the course of a season!”   (Found by Brian in Reading, PA.)
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June 26, 2009
Antoine Walker, Atlanta Hawks: This guy pondered the meaning of his empty existence by this Florida beach, then got up without warning got up and shimmied across America before eventually drowning in the Pacific Ocean.   (Found by Doug in Fort Pierce, FL.)
Antoine Walker, Atlanta Hawks: This guy pondered the meaning of his empty existence by this Florida beach, then got up without warning got up and shimmied across America before eventually drowning in the Pacific Ocean.   (Found by Doug in Fort Pierce, FL.)
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June 25, 2009
Benoit Benjamin, Vancouver Grizzlies: Don’t worry, Blake Griffin.  Lots of guys have great careers after being drafted by the Clippers.  Heck, Benoit played 13 whole games for the Grizzlies in their inaugural 1995-96 season.  (Found in New York City.)
Benoit Benjamin, Vancouver Grizzlies: Don’t worry, Blake Griffin.  Lots of guys have great careers after being drafted by the Clippers.  Heck, Benoit played 13 whole games for the Grizzlies in their inaugural 1995-96 season.  (Found in New York City.)
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June 24, 2009
Earl Boykins, Denver Nuggets: This kid just wanted a game-worn jersey he could actually wear.  (Found by Don in Denver.)
Earl Boykins, Denver Nuggets: This kid just wanted a game-worn jersey he could actually wear.  (Found by Don in Denver.)
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June 23, 2009
Latrell Sprewell, Golden State Warriors: “For the last time, I didn’t choke her.  I was merely helping her with her bathing suit, sir!”   (Found by Brandon in Put In Bay, Ohio.)
Latrell Sprewell, Golden State Warriors: “For the last time, I didn’t choke her.  I was merely helping her with her bathing suit, sir!”   (Found by Brandon in Put In Bay, Ohio.)
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June 22, 2009
Corey Patterson, Baltimore Orioles: Buying your kid this jersey makes a bold statement.  “Son, I want for you to peak at age 23.  It’s all going to be downhill for you after that.”    (Found by Brian in Philly.)
Corey Patterson, Baltimore Orioles: Buying your kid this jersey makes a bold statement.  “Son, I want for you to peak at age 23.  It’s all going to be downhill for you after that.”    (Found by Brian in Philly.)
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June 19, 2009
Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Atlanta Hawks: Not only is this guy not dressed for the weather, he’s not dressed for this decade.  (Found by Becky in Hoboken.)
Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Atlanta Hawks: Not only is this guy not dressed for the weather, he’s not dressed for this decade.  (Found by Becky in Hoboken.)
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