July 30, 2010
Butch Huskey, Minnesota Twins:  Butch Huskey has to be the worst name for an athlete since Steve Slowandfat.  (Found by Jared in Atlantic City.)

Butch Huskey, Minnesota Twins:  Butch Huskey has to be the worst name for an athlete since Steve Slowandfat.  (Found by Jared in Atlantic City.)

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July 29, 2010
Shaun Alexander, Washington Redskins: This guy rode the bus for longer than Shaun Alexander played in Washington. Nine minutes. (Found by Jim in Staten Island)

Shaun Alexander, Washington Redskins: This guy rode the bus for longer than Shaun Alexander played in Washington. Nine minutes. (Found by Jim in Staten Island)

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July 28, 2010
Fennis Dembo, Wyoming Cowboys: There’s only two people in this world that have a Fennis Dembo jersey. His twin sister Fenise Dembo (no joke) and this guy. (Found by Pete in NYC)

Fennis Dembo, Wyoming Cowboys: There’s only two people in this world that have a Fennis Dembo jersey. His twin sister Fenise Dembo (no joke) and this guy. (Found by Pete in NYC)

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July 27, 2010
Quentin Richardson, New York Knicks: “Now y’all know the REAL reason LeBron is changing his number from 23 to 6, right? That’s love for my boy Q-Rich!” (Found by Kasey in Harlem)

Quentin Richardson, New York Knicks: “Now y’all know the REAL reason LeBron is changing his number from 23 to 6, right? That’s love for my boy Q-Rich!” (Found by Kasey in Harlem)

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July 26, 2010
Desmond Mason, Seattle Supersonics: “I think if I just keep leaning like so, nobody will notice I’m legit stuck to this pole.” (Found by Atiim at Comic-Con in San Diego, CA)

Desmond Mason, Seattle Supersonics: “I think if I just keep leaning like so, nobody will notice I’m legit stuck to this pole.” (Found by Atiim at Comic-Con in San Diego, CA)

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July 23, 2010
Robinson Cancel, New York Mets:  This is not what he meant when he said, “Cancel my order.”  (Found by Michael in Plainview, NY.)

Robinson Cancel, New York Mets:  This is not what he meant when he said, “Cancel my order.”  (Found by Michael in Plainview, NY.)

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July 22, 2010
Brad Johnson, Washington Redskins:  “Bowl a strike, son. Then Deadspin will come along a few years later and count it towards their score.”  (Found by Chris in NJ.)

Brad Johnson, Washington Redskins:  “Bowl a strike, son. Then Deadspin will come along a few years later and count it towards their score.”  (Found by Chris in NJ.)

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July 21, 2010
Ryan Gomes, Boston Celtics:  “The day Gomes was traded? Worst day of my life. No three-month-old should have to go through that.”  (Found by Insane Tony in the 02536.)

Ryan Gomes, Boston Celtics:  “The day Gomes was traded? Worst day of my life. No three-month-old should have to go through that.”  (Found by Insane Tony in the 02536.)

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July 20, 2010
Pervis Ellison, Washington Bullets:  “Trust me, it’s better to sit back here and avoid the crowd on the rush out. No, I’m not nervous.  I’m just…worried.”   (Found by John W. in Camden, NJ.)

Pervis Ellison, Washington Bullets:  “Trust me, it’s better to sit back here and avoid the crowd on the rush out. No, I’m not nervous.  I’m just…worried.”   (Found by John W. in Camden, NJ.)

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July 19, 2010
Harold Miner, Miami Heat:  Harold Miner would never have joined forces with Craig Ehlo and Frank Brickowski.  Baby Jordan wanted to beat them.  (Found by Ty in Toronto.)

Harold Miner, Miami Heat:  Harold Miner would never have joined forces with Craig Ehlo and Frank Brickowski.  Baby Jordan wanted to beat them.  (Found by Ty in Toronto.)

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