
Brett Favre, Chicago Bears: This makes sense. Compared to Jay Cutler, Favre is downright likable. (Found by Troy at Miller Park in Milwaukee.)

Brett Favre, Chicago Bears: This makes sense. Compared to Jay Cutler, Favre is downright likable. (Found by Troy at Miller Park in Milwaukee.)

Javon Walker, Oakland Raiders: This jersey costs $55 million, but you only get to wear it once. (Found by Josh in Orange County, CA.)

D.J. Carrasco, Chicago White Sox: “I just hope the Sox don’t let Manny wear 53. You gotta have some respect for the club’s not-so-distant history, man.” (Found by Darko Garko in Chicago.)

Rex Grossman, Chicago Bears: That rhino was who we thought he was. And we let him off the hook. Or out of the cage. Either, way, it’s super dangerous. (Found at the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago.)

Sean Considine, Philadelphia Eagles: “McNabb this, McNabb that…what the Iggles really need to be worried about is seeing old Consy and the Jags in the Super Bowl.” (Found by Mike in Philadelphia.)

Lamar Odom, Seattle Seahawks: This is crazy, right? Odom wouldn’t play QB for the Seahawks; he’d play tight end! Idiot. (Found by Bruce at Qwest Field.)

Matt Stairs, Philadelphia Phillies: The Phillies ran out of position players last night and had to put Roy Oswalt in left field. If they’d still had Stairs, though…actually, Oswalt probably still would have been the better choice. Stairs hasn’t run since the early 90s. (Found by Greg E. in Philly.)

Ty Detmer, Green Bay Packers: “Me? Grab your ass? No way, dude. That was Koy.” (Found by Curt in Neenah, WI.)

Jim Harbaugh, San Diego Chargers: “Stan Diego” really took off as a nickname. “San Harbaugh-go,” not so much. (Found in Chicago.)

Takeo Spikes, Philadelphia Eagles: If someone gives you this throwback, throw it back. (Found by Mike in Philadelphia.)