March 11, 2010
Edinson Volquez, Texas Rangers: Smart move keeping this jersey.  This is the year Volquez finally wins the Rookie of the Year.  (Found by Kevin.)

Edinson Volquez, Texas Rangers: Smart move keeping this jersey.  This is the year Volquez finally wins the Rookie of the Year.  (Found by Kevin.)

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March 10, 2010
Hokie Gajan, New Orleans Saints: Trust us, you do not want to know what he means when he talks about “the Hokie Pokey.”  (Found by Tony at the Superdome.)

Hokie Gajan, New Orleans Saints: Trust us, you do not want to know what he means when he talks about “the Hokie Pokey.”  (Found by Tony at the Superdome.)

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March 9, 2010
Gerald Green and Wally Szczerbiak, Boston Celtics: Amazingly, this couple keeps wearing these jerseys in the misguided hope it will help them get Greg Oden and Kevin Durant jerseys.  (Found by Greg in Boston.)

Gerald Green and Wally Szczerbiak, Boston Celtics: Amazingly, this couple keeps wearing these jerseys in the misguided hope it will help them get Greg Oden and Kevin Durant jerseys.  (Found by Greg in Boston.)

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March 8, 2010
Jim Eisenreich, Philadelphia Phillies: Well, at least no one’s going to hold it against you when you start screaming obscenities about how crummy your jersey is…  (Found by Hunter at Bright House Networks Field.)

Jim Eisenreich, Philadelphia Phillies: Well, at least no one’s going to hold it against you when you start screaming obscenities about how crummy your jersey is…  (Found by Hunter at Bright House Networks Field.)

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March 5, 2010
Mike Mordecai, Montreal Expos: Someone’s still making this guy wear this jersey?  Haven’t Expos fans suffered enough?  (Found by D Block at Nationals Park.)

Mike Mordecai, Montreal Expos: Someone’s still making this guy wear this jersey?  Haven’t Expos fans suffered enough?  (Found by D Block at Nationals Park.)

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March 4, 2010
Steve Sax, Los Angeles Dodgers: This guy collected jerseys of all nine of Mr. Burns’ softball ringers…then he lost them in the Mystery Spot.  (Found by Dan in Los Angeles.)

Steve Sax, Los Angeles Dodgers: This guy collected jerseys of all nine of Mr. Burns’ softball ringers…then he lost them in the Mystery Spot.  (Found by Dan in Los Angeles.)

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March 3, 2010
Ruben Gotay, New York Mets: Gotay or Go Home.  (We would say “Go to the Playoffs,” but come on, these are the Mets we’re talking about here.)  (Found by Starpula at Citi Field.)

Ruben Gotay, New York Mets: Gotay or Go Home.  (We would say “Go to the Playoffs,” but come on, these are the Mets we’re talking about here.)  (Found by Starpula at Citi Field.)

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March 2, 2010
Raef LaFrentz, Denver Nuggets: Look, buddy, you want to call yourself a “Raef-ist” that’s your business.  Just make sure you clearly enunciate your consonants.  (Found by Brian.)

Raef LaFrentz, Denver Nuggets: Look, buddy, you want to call yourself a “Raef-ist” that’s your business.  Just make sure you clearly enunciate your consonants.  (Found by Brian.)

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March 1, 2010
Scott Mitchell, Detroit Lions: Four rolls of quarters later, this guy still hadn’t pulled out Johnnie Morton’s head.  (Found by Mark in Chanhassen, MN.)

Scott Mitchell, Detroit Lions: Four rolls of quarters later, this guy still hadn’t pulled out Johnnie Morton’s head.  (Found by Mark in Chanhassen, MN.)

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February 26, 2010
Darren Puppa and Christian Ruuttu, Buffalo Sabres: “Puppa Ruuttu” is the Canadian equivalent of “Hakuna Matata.”  (Found by Matt in Buffalo.)

Darren Puppa and Christian Ruuttu, Buffalo Sabres: “Puppa Ruuttu” is the Canadian equivalent of “Hakuna Matata.”  (Found by Matt in Buffalo.)

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