
Aaron Moorehead, Indianapolis Colts: This guy wasn’t the only person in a #85 Colts jersey to piss something away last night. (Found at the Super Bowl. In the bathroom.)

Aaron Moorehead, Indianapolis Colts: This guy wasn’t the only person in a #85 Colts jersey to piss something away last night. (Found at the Super Bowl. In the bathroom.)

Ray Buchanan, Atlanta Falcons: Buchanan once referred to Eli Manning as “E. Coli Manning.” You really don’t want to know what he calls Peyton. (Found by Travis in Athens, GA.)

Russell Erxleben, New Orleans Saints: Erxleben spent five years in prison for securities fraud and money laundering. It still beat playing for the early 80s Saints. (Found by Tony at the Superdome.)

Tatum Bell, Denver Broncos: This is our public service announcement for everyone traveling to the Super Bowl: do NOT give your luggage to anyone other than uniformed hotel personnel.

Tim Tebow, Jacksonville Jaguars: To their credit, Lions fans at least waited for the team to actually draft Joey Harrington before buying jerseys. (Found by Wafer and Jeff in Miami.)

Wayne Gretzky and Eric Lindros, New York Rangers: The blurriness isn’t poor camerawork; Lindros just gives off such a shaky aura of post-concussion syndrome that it vibrates the camera. (Found by Trent at Madison Square Garden.)

Kevin Williams, Dallas Cowboys: Strangely enough, this is actually less embarrassing than a Roy Williams jersey. (Found by John at Cowboys Stadium.)

Bryan Cox, Chicago Bears: This guy is delivering the best oral report ever on the history of giving the finger. (Found by Peter in Chicago.)

Rashaun Woods, San Francisco 49ers: “Quit teasing me about Rashaun; he gained 160 yards once! Oh, wait, that’s for his career, not a single game? Damn. Look, do you guys mind if we stop on the Gap on the way home?” (Found by Matt at Candlestick Park.)

Kris Humphries, Toronto Raptors: Don’t worry, baby. For Valentine’s Day he’s buying you guys his-and-hers Jerome Williams jerseys. (Found by Tim in Toronto.)