
Moe Williams, Minnesota Vikings: No, Vikings fans, Moe hasn’t decided if he’s coming back to the team this year or retiring. Jeez, he just wishes this media circus would end. (Found by Adam at the San Antonio Zoo.)

Moe Williams, Minnesota Vikings: No, Vikings fans, Moe hasn’t decided if he’s coming back to the team this year or retiring. Jeez, he just wishes this media circus would end. (Found by Adam at the San Antonio Zoo.)

Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Vancouver Grizzlies: From the photographer: “I shot the Shareef, but I did not shoot the Bryant Reeves.” (Found by Rich in East Falmouth, MA.)

Matt Luke, Los Angeles Dodgers: Luke’s career RBI total is the same as his jersey number. He really should have asked to wear number 1500. (Found by Jorge at the All Star Game in Anaheim.)

Curtis Pride, Anaheim Angels: Pride comes before a fall. And after a career .250 batting average. (Found by Jorge in Anaheim.)

Deion Sanders, Cincinnati Reds: They don’t make two-sport stars anymore. None of these modern NFL players have the guts to play some really, really mediocre baseball. (Found by Adam.)

Pete Incaviglia, Texas Rangers: Today is bringing back so many bad memories for Rangers fans. The Dallas metro area never recovered from losing Inky. (Found by Larry in Arlington, TX.)

LeBron James, New York Knicks: Cheer up, Knicks fan. This could still happen in 2016! (Found by Andrew in Boston.)

Chris Webber, Philadelphia 76ers: He’s asking Jeeves, “Why does everyone keep making timeout jokes around me?” (Found by James in Philadelphia.)

David Boston, Miami Dolphins: What? This isn’t a Boston Patriots throwback? Dammit. My Harvard education is worthless! (Found by Alan in Cambridge, MA.)

Doug Waechter, Kansas City Royals: Waechter only pitched 5 1/3 innings for the Royals, but he managed to ring up an 8.44 ERA. Quality over quantity, we guess. (For the Royals, an 8.44 ERA counts as “quality.”) (Found by Richard in New York.)