
Germane Crowell, Detroit Lions: “Why is Az Hakim pointing and laughing at me?” (Found by Brian at Ford Field.)

Germane Crowell, Detroit Lions: “Why is Az Hakim pointing and laughing at me?” (Found by Brian at Ford Field.)

JoeBrian Porterbrook, Pittsadelphia Steagles: Weirder still? This guy is a Raiders fan. (Found by Jason in Philadelphia.)

Neil Rackers, Arizona Cardinals: To be fair, this is the best jersey you can get for a person named “Neil.” (Found by Lucky in Tucson.)

Scott Erickson, Minnesota Twins: To answer your question: yes, Erickson did make the All-Star team in 1991. But so did Ivan Calderon. (Found by Ben at Target Field.)

Chris Walsh, Minnesota Vikings: All Vikings fans remember the Randy Ratio, but only a select few can recall the Walsh Quotient. (Found by Coby.)

Chris Griesen, Georgia Force: “I really hope it’s not about the name on the back of the jersey…” (Found by Chris at a Lingerie Football League game in Jacksonville.)

Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Miami Dolphins: You think this is weird? You should see his replica of Davone Bess’ stock car. (Found by Dennis in Tampa.)

Tony Pena, Jr., Kansas City Royals: Pena is baseball’s equivalent of a futon. Sure, he can technically convert from a shortstop to a pitcher, but he’s not particularly good at either. (Found by Brandon.)

Ike Hilliard, New York Giants: The best thing about a Hilliard jersey is that it looks like a Williams jersey if you squint hard enough. (Found by Todd S. in Chicago.)

Elmer Dessens, Milwaukee Brewers: “Elmer pitched 15 innings for the 2007 Brewers. Some people would say that’s not much, but man…those were the best 45 outs of my life.” (Found by Jody in Milwaukee.)