
Kevin Johnson, Cleveland Browns: “Sir, we can’t send you back in time to save the Browns’ franchise. I don’t think you understand how a fax machine works.” (Found by Kevin in Brockton, MA.)

Kevin Johnson, Cleveland Browns: “Sir, we can’t send you back in time to save the Browns’ franchise. I don’t think you understand how a fax machine works.” (Found by Kevin in Brockton, MA.)

F.P. Santangelo, Montreal Expos: If you think this is sad, this guy still thinks Youppi! is real, too. (Found by Mike at the Metrodome.)

Brian Cardinal, Minnesota Timberwolves: You ladies must have been embarrassed after the Wolves traded Cardinal last week. Also, before the Wolves traded Cardinal last week. (Found by Mike at the Target Center.)

Aaron Heilman, New York Mets: For years this guy wouldn’t trade this jersey for anything, no matter how great it seemed. He often thinks of that ruefully as he now uses the jersey to wax his car. (Found by Patrick at a Brooklyn Cyclones game.)

Andruw Jones, Los Angeles Dodgers: This jersey cost $105 and you can only wear it once. (Found by Daniel.)

Leroy Hoard, Cleveland Browns: “I reckon it’s about time I upgrade this baby to a Jamal Lewis…” (Found by Matt in Morgantown, WV.)

Vince Buck, New Orleans Saints: “If you relax your eyes and stare long enough, it turns into a Reggie Bush. See!” (Found by Matt at Mardi Gras.)

Drew Gooden, Cleveland Cavaliers: This is actually Ed O’Bannon. So if you think about it, the jersey’s really an upgrade for him. (Found by Jon in Louisville.)

Danny Kanell, New York Giants: “Aww no, man! One steamed egg white? You gave me Dave Brown’s order again.” (Found by Dave A. in Lancaster, PA.)

Seth Joyner, Arizona Cardinals: “Do you guys have any games from 1993? It’s the golden age of everything, and I finally got my NeoGeo hooked up.” (Found by Dave in Dubuque, IA.)