September 13, 2011
Marco Belinelli, Golden State Warriors:  In Europe you can just convince people that Bellinelli is a type of soda. And that the Warriors are an NBA team. (Found by Colin in Prague.)

Marco Belinelli, Golden State Warriors:  In Europe you can just convince people that Bellinelli is a type of soda. And that the Warriors are an NBA team. (Found by Colin in Prague.)

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September 12, 2011
Jake Delhomme, Carolina Panthers:  “Let’s not overreact to this Cam Newton kid. He hasn’t even lost a Super Bowl yet!”  (Found by Matthew.)

Jake Delhomme, Carolina Panthers:  “Let’s not overreact to this Cam Newton kid. He hasn’t even lost a Super Bowl yet!”  (Found by Matthew.)

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September 9, 2011
Barack Obama, New Orleans Saints:  You think we can’t post custom jerseys? Yes. We Can.  (Found by Tony.)

Barack Obama, New Orleans Saints:  You think we can’t post custom jerseys? Yes. We Can.  (Found by Tony.)

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September 7, 2011
Antwaan Randle-El, Washington Redskins: Wow. Even Antwaan Randle-El has never gotten an Antwaan Randle-El jersey this dirty before. (Found by Trevor in San Diego, CA)

Antwaan Randle-El, Washington Redskins: Wow. Even Antwaan Randle-El has never gotten an Antwaan Randle-El jersey this dirty before. (Found by Trevor in San Diego, CA)

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September 6, 2011
Danny Wimprine, New Orleans VooDoo:  In all fairness, the pickings are slim if you want to buy a pro QB’s jersey in New Orleans. It’s really just Wimprine, Chase Daniel, and Billy Joe Tolliver throwbacks.  (Found by Matt in New Orleans.)

Danny Wimprine, New Orleans VooDoo:  In all fairness, the pickings are slim if you want to buy a pro QB’s jersey in New Orleans. It’s really just Wimprine, Chase Daniel, and Billy Joe Tolliver throwbacks.  (Found by Matt in New Orleans.)

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September 2, 2011
Michael Jackson, Cleveland Browns:  We were going to go with some off-the-wall Thriller pun here, but we decided that would be bad. Dangerous, even.  (Found by Pat.)

Michael Jackson, Cleveland Browns:  We were going to go with some off-the-wall Thriller pun here, but we decided that would be bad. Dangerous, even.  (Found by Pat.)

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September 1, 2011
Mike MacDougal, Kansas City Royals:  In the pantheon of Royals relievers who sound like they could be members of the British nobility, it’s really just MacDougal, Dan Quisenberry, and, of course, Joakim Soria.  (Found by Randy in Kansas City.)

Mike MacDougal, Kansas City Royals:  In the pantheon of Royals relievers who sound like they could be members of the British nobility, it’s really just MacDougal, Dan Quisenberry, and, of course, Joakim Soria.  (Found by Randy in Kansas City.)

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August 30, 2011
Donyell Marshall, Minnesota Timberwolves:  “Do you have any gas that’s less than 87 octane? Leaded is fine.”  (Found by Dave in Harrisburg, PA.)

Donyell Marshall, Minnesota Timberwolves:  “Do you have any gas that’s less than 87 octane? Leaded is fine.”  (Found by Dave in Harrisburg, PA.)

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August 29, 2011
Brian Shouse, Milwaukee Brewers:  What’s grosser: this kind of LOOGY or the spit kind?  (Found by Brian in Milwaukee.)

Brian Shouse, Milwaukee Brewers:  What’s grosser: this kind of LOOGY or the spit kind?  (Found by Brian in Milwaukee.)

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August 25, 2011
Ron Gant, Cincinnati Reds:  The real Ron Gant’s biceps were actually bigger than the guy wearing this jersey.  (Found by Dan in La Cross, WI.)

Ron Gant, Cincinnati Reds:  The real Ron Gant’s biceps were actually bigger than the guy wearing this jersey.  (Found by Dan in La Cross, WI.)

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