
Sean Green, New York Mets: “Uh, no, not the reliever. This is a SHAWN Green. Wait. Does that make it better or worse?” (Found by Tom in Staten Island.)

Sean Green, New York Mets: “Uh, no, not the reliever. This is a SHAWN Green. Wait. Does that make it better or worse?” (Found by Tom in Staten Island.)

Justin Fargas, Oakland Raiders: If this runs really quickly he can convince people that it’s a Charlie Garner jersey. Though he hasn’t run quickly since 2007… (Found by Tony D. in Universal Studios Hollywood.)

Brian Scalabrine, Chicago Bulls: This guy has been playing freeze tag since buying this jersey last year. (Found by Mike at Notre Dame.)

Yao Ming, University of Connecticut Huskies: This jersey makes perfect sense once you realize Storrs is the Shanghai of Connecticut. (Found by Danny in Atlanta.)

Gabe Gross, Milwaukee Brewers: Yeah, but once you factor in the price paid for this jersey, she ends up with a pretty low Gabe Net. (Found by Jim in Milwaukee.)

Chris Canty, New England Patriots: “Canty played in THREE football leagues. Your boy Brady? Only one.” (Found by Andy in Taunton, MA.)

James Hasty, Kansas City Chiefs: “Make fun all you want, Hasty was a two time Pro-Bowler.” “I’ve never heard of him.” “Stop making fun!” (Found by Brian in St. Joseph, MO.)

Yi Jialnian, New Jersey Nets: This jersey’s especially bad if you’re playing basketball Scrabble. (Found by Chris in Coney Island.)

Dino Radja, Boston Celtics: Dino Radja’s nickname is “Didja.” As in “Didja know he actually averaged 16 and 8 in his years with the Celtics?” (Found by Eric in Boston.)

Chris Perry, Cincinnati Bengals: This guy is just handcuffing his Rudi Johnson jersey. (Found by Mitchell in Nashville.)