August 8, 2011
Josh Childress, Atlanta Hawks:  “That jersey is offensive, man, and that’s coming from somebody who still uses the word ‘Oriental.’”  (Found by AJ in New Jersey.)

Josh Childress, Atlanta Hawks:  “That jersey is offensive, man, and that’s coming from somebody who still uses the word ‘Oriental.’”  (Found by AJ in New Jersey.)

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August 6, 2011
Jason Botts, Texas Rangers:  Yes, the name is accurate; Jason Botts are robots designed to hit baseballs. (That’s what they’re designed for, anyway. The technology doesn’t totally work yet.)  (Found by Bo at the Rangers’ season ticketholder picnic.)

Jason Botts, Texas Rangers:  Yes, the name is accurate; Jason Botts are robots designed to hit baseballs. (That’s what they’re designed for, anyway. The technology doesn’t totally work yet.)  (Found by Bo at the Rangers’ season ticketholder picnic.)

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August 4, 2011
Adalius Thomas, New England Patriots:  Thomas once said, “Motivation is for kindergartners. I’m not a kindergartner.” He then finished his finger painting and had some juice.  (Found by Anthony in Boston.)

Adalius Thomas, New England Patriots:  Thomas once said, “Motivation is for kindergartners. I’m not a kindergartner.” He then finished his finger painting and had some juice.  (Found by Anthony in Boston.)

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August 3, 2011
DeWayne Wise, Chicago White Sox:  Wise has played in nine different MLB seasons. He’s managed to generate a positive WAR in two of them. Even Mark Buehrle is shaking his head at that stat.  (Found by Jake in Chicago.)

DeWayne Wise, Chicago White Sox:  Wise has played in nine different MLB seasons. He’s managed to generate a positive WAR in two of them. Even Mark Buehrle is shaking his head at that stat.  (Found by Jake in Chicago.)

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August 2, 2011
Brady Quinn, Cleveland Browns:  “Hillis is fine and all, but we didn’t NEED a running back. We already had James Davis!”  (Found by Joe at Cowboys training camp in San Antonio.)

Brady Quinn, Cleveland Browns:  “Hillis is fine and all, but we didn’t NEED a running back. We already had James Davis!”  (Found by Joe at Cowboys training camp in San Antonio.)

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August 1, 2011
Damon Bailey, Indiana Pacers:  You should see the head of hair on his buddy in the Tom Coverdale jersey.  (Found by Zach in Chicago.)

Damon Bailey, Indiana Pacers:  You should see the head of hair on his buddy in the Tom Coverdale jersey.  (Found by Zach in Chicago.)

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July 30, 2011
Matt Guerrier, Minnesota Twins:  “You know who else I miss? Nick Punto. Anyone else miss Nick Punto?”  (Found by Nick at Target Field.)

Matt Guerrier, Minnesota Twins:  “You know who else I miss? Nick Punto. Anyone else miss Nick Punto?”  (Found by Nick at Target Field.)

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July 28, 2011
Devin Aromashadu, Chicago Bears:  “I only wear 2010 fantasy sleepers’ jerseys. Why do you think you saw me sporting that Aundrae Allison last week?“  (Found by Nick in Chicago.)

Devin Aromashadu, Chicago Bears:  “I only wear 2010 fantasy sleepers’ jerseys. Why do you think you saw me sporting that Aundrae Allison last week?“  (Found by Nick in Chicago.)

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July 27, 2011
Bobby Bonilla, New York Mets:  This guy is paying his jersey off in installments. $100 a year from now until 2075.  (Found by Kevin at Citi Field.)

Bobby Bonilla, New York Mets:  This guy is paying his jersey off in installments. $100 a year from now until 2075.  (Found by Kevin at Citi Field.)

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July 26, 2011
Ron Dayne, Denver Broncos:  At last, a counterargument to the talk that anyone could have run for a thousand yards behind Mike Shanahan’s lines in Denver!  (Found by Perry in Louisville.)

Ron Dayne, Denver Broncos:  At last, a counterargument to the talk that anyone could have run for a thousand yards behind Mike Shanahan’s lines in Denver!  (Found by Perry in Louisville.)

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