August 14, 2009
Larry Bigbie, St. Louis Cardinals: Ah, proof that PEDs can’t make you even a decent fifth outfielder…  (Found by Pete at Busch Stadium.)

Larry Bigbie, St. Louis Cardinals: Ah, proof that PEDs can’t make you even a decent fifth outfielder…  (Found by Pete at Busch Stadium.)

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August 13, 2009
Al Newman and Lew Ford, Minnesota Twins: “Do you think Dad’s biggest regret is that we aren’t twins?”  “No, I still think it’s that the Twinks let Lew Ford go.”  (Found by Kyle at Progressive Field.)

Al Newman and Lew Ford, Minnesota Twins: “Do you think Dad’s biggest regret is that we aren’t twins?”  “No, I still think it’s that the Twinks let Lew Ford go.”  (Found by Kyle at Progressive Field.)

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August 12, 2009
Christian Laettner, Atlanta Hawks: This guy was here to listen to Christian rock… but he never could find him… (Found by Shaggy in Chicago)

Christian Laettner, Atlanta Hawks: This guy was here to listen to Christian rock… but he never could find him… (Found by Shaggy in Chicago)

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August 11, 2009
Adam Archuleta, Chicago Bears: “I don’t think I could tackle a whole Double Quarter Pounder.  Actually, I don’t think I could tackle anyone or anything.”  (Found by Jeff in Chicago.)

Adam Archuleta, Chicago Bears: “I don’t think I could tackle a whole Double Quarter Pounder.  Actually, I don’t think I could tackle anyone or anything.”  (Found by Jeff in Chicago.)

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August 10, 2009
Omar Cuff, Tennessee Titans: It sucks for this guy that his favorite player never actually made the Titans’ roster. On the other hand, that means LenDale White never got a chance to eat Cuff. So it evens out. (Found by Delaware Mike in Newark, Delaware.)

Omar Cuff, Tennessee Titans: It sucks for this guy that his favorite player never actually made the Titans’ roster. On the other hand, that means LenDale White never got a chance to eat Cuff. So it evens out. (Found by Delaware Mike in Newark, Delaware.)

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August 7, 2009
Rich Garces, Boston Red Sox: “What do you mean you can’t deep fry my cotton candy?  I’ve got to bulk up if I’m going to wear this jersey!”  (Found by Matt at Fenway Park.)

Rich Garces, Boston Red Sox: “What do you mean you can’t deep fry my cotton candy?  I’ve got to bulk up if I’m going to wear this jersey!”  (Found by Matt at Fenway Park.)

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August 6, 2009
Mark DiFelice, Colorado Rockies: DiFelice never made it to the majors with the Rockies, but all was not lost. Just look at this nifty jersey his mom got! On closer inspection of an astute commenter, this is in fact a Mike DiFelice Rays jersey.  This lady just loves guys who linger until the 20th round of expansion drafts.  (Found by Tommy in Tampa, FL.)

Mark DiFelice, Colorado Rockies: DiFelice never made it to the majors with the Rockies, but all was not lost. Just look at this nifty jersey his mom got! On closer inspection of an astute commenter, this is in fact a Mike DiFelice Rays jersey.  This lady just loves guys who linger until the 20th round of expansion drafts.  (Found by Tommy in Tampa, FL.)

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August 5, 2009
Quincy Carter, Dallas Cowboys: If this guy’s half as good at picking the ponies as he is at handicapping QB battles, he probably left the track 20 grand ahead that day.  (Found by Matt T. in Prairie View, Texas.)

Quincy Carter, Dallas Cowboys: If this guy’s half as good at picking the ponies as he is at handicapping QB battles, he probably left the track 20 grand ahead that day.  (Found by Matt T. in Prairie View, Texas.)

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August 4, 2009
Bernard Gilkey, New York Mets: Gilkey’s old co-star Tommy Lee Jones?  Whatever.  The 1998 Mets were the real Men in Black.  (Found by Aldo at Citi Field.)

Bernard Gilkey, New York Mets: Gilkey’s old co-star Tommy Lee Jones?  Whatever.  The 1998 Mets were the real Men in Black.  (Found by Aldo at Citi Field.)

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August 3, 2009
Hubert Davis, New York Knicks: We know times are tough for Knicks fans, but couldn’t this guy have at least found a Charlie Ward jersey? (Found at All Points West in Jersey City.”

Hubert Davis, New York Knicks: We know times are tough for Knicks fans, but couldn’t this guy have at least found a Charlie Ward jersey? (Found at All Points West in Jersey City.”

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