
Lisa Leslie, Los Angeles Sparks: Four All Pac-10 teams, three gold medals, three WNBA MVP awards… it shouldn’t be embarrassing to wear this jersey. Fortunately for us — it is! (Found by Rob in Boston)

Lisa Leslie, Los Angeles Sparks: Four All Pac-10 teams, three gold medals, three WNBA MVP awards… it shouldn’t be embarrassing to wear this jersey. Fortunately for us — it is! (Found by Rob in Boston)

Darius Miles, Cleveland Cavs: Fear not Spurs fans, there are still plenty of free agents out there who are under the age of 35 just waiting to help your team… (Found by an Anonymous Hero in Maryland)

Chauncey Billups, Boston Celtics: If you think these guys are conflicted about the East finals, think about how Rick Pitino must feel. Lonely, probably. (Found by Mark in Denver and a mysterious cellphone sender.)

Nick Van Exel, Los Angeles Lakers: In this guy’s mind, there’s only one true left-handed Laker guard, no matter how many last-second shots he hits or games he wins in San Antonio. (Found at the Staples Center.)

Hideo Nomo, Los Angeles Dodgers: This guy’s been making his family sit at the ballpark until Nomo gets another shot with the Dodgers. That girl wasn’t even born when this protest started. (Found by Raymond in Midland, TX.)

Gabe Kapler, Texas Rangers: “Dear Diary: Day 7 of Hanukkah, and the gifts are getting a little ridiculous. I’m starting to worry about what tomorrow will bring.” (Found by Raymond in Midland, TX.)

Rob Deer and Greg Vaughn, Milwaukee Brewers: “So it was you bidding against me for that Jeromy Burnitz Brewers jersey on eBay? We are so not bros anymore.” (Found by Jason in Milwaukee.)

Antonio McDyess, Denver Nuggets: Doesn’t just seeing this jersey make you feel weak in the knees? (Found by Jules in Henderson, NV.)

Pat Rapp, Anaheim Angels: Buying this jersey is the very definition of the expression “getting a bad Rapp.” (Found by Marc in San Clemente, CA.)

Jamal Mashburn, Dallas Mavericks and Chris Webber, Golden State Warriors: “Dude, you said this mall was in 1995. Now we just look overdressed.” (Found by Sahand in Vegas.)