
Speedy Claxton, Golden State Warriors: “Speedy” is just a nickname. His given name is “Mediocre Footspeed Claxton.” (Found by Tony in San Luis Obispo, CA.)

Speedy Claxton, Golden State Warriors: “Speedy” is just a nickname. His given name is “Mediocre Footspeed Claxton.” (Found by Tony in San Luis Obispo, CA.)

Dennys Reyes, Minnesota Twins: To be fair, when you want a fat journeyman relievers jersey, your only options are Reyes and Antonio Alfonseca. (Found by Adam in Chicago.)

Brian Daubach, Boston Red Sox: Sure, they look like buddies now, but these guys are about to fight to the death. Brian Daubach fans are like Highlanders: there can be only one. (Found by Danny at Fenway.)

Nick Anderson, Orlando Magic: Tough loss, Magic fans. At least you’ve got your memories, though. Terrible, depressing memories. (Found in Chicago.)

Marquis Grissom, Milwaukee Brewers: “I love Grip! Of course, if someone offered me Ben McDonald, Ron Villone, and Mike Fetters jerseys in a swap for this one, I’d take it in a heartbeat.” (Found by Ryan at Miller Park.)

Tony Womack, Pittsburgh Pirates: Womack’s career 72 OPS+ proves once again that you can’t steal first base. You can, however, steal a better jersey. Get on that, guy. (Found by Bugs at Yankee Stadium.)

Derek Bell, New York Mets: Bell actually pitched an inning of relief for the 2000 Mets. With JJ Putz in an Operation Shutdown of his own, might be time for Omar Minaya to visit Bell’s boat. (Found by Rusty in Boston.)

Vincenzo Esposito, Toronto Raptors: This guy jumped into the filthiest river in Italy wearing a Chris Bosh jersey and emerged like this. (Found by Tas in the Dominican Republic.)

Isaac Austin, Orlando Magic: The Magic’s top five guards combined to shoot a stout 6-for-26 last night. We’re not sure, but we think Ike even snuck in and missed a shot or two. (Found by Matt in Portland.)

Rik Smits, Indiana Pacers: There was only one real Superman who could destroy the Lakers in the paint, and his cape came in the form of a mullet. (Found by Joe at the Indy 500)