
David Carr, Houston Texans: Overheard at this career-fair booth: ”Do you guys have any plants that cure concussions?” (Found by Curtis in Tacoma, WA.)

David Carr, Houston Texans: Overheard at this career-fair booth: ”Do you guys have any plants that cure concussions?” (Found by Curtis in Tacoma, WA.)

Ryan Longwell, Green Bay Packers: Sure, this toddler wasn’t even born the last time Longwell made a kick for the Packers, but he was streaming the games live from in the womb. (Found by Ray in Honolulu.)

Karim Abdul-Jabbar, Miami Dolphins: Interesting fact: Basketball’s Kareem Abdul-Jabbar successfully sued to have these jerseys removed from store shelves in 1998. It takes more than an injunction to stop a true bad jersey fan, though. (Note the bonus Tim Couch Browns in the background.) (Found by Matt in Berea, KY.)

Alfonso Soriano, New York Yankees and Texas Rangers: The Mitchell Report and all its accusations have made these fans long for simpler times…when all a ballplayer would lie about was his date of birth. (Yanks found by Derek in Congers, NY. Rangers found by Drew in Colorado Springs.)

Sheryl Swoopes, Houston Comets: We were going to sit on this one until the WNBA season started but we really can’t wait anymore. He got next! (Found by Adam in Rochester, NY)

Jose Canseco, Tampa Bay Devil Rays: There’s a lot of speculation over who’s in the Mitchell Report, but here’s a much more unlikely place to find Jose Canseco: church. That’s a performance-enhancing pew. (Found by Jon W. in Chicago.)

T.J. Duckett, Atlanta Falcons: It’s going to be a rough couple of weeks for Falcons fans, but if they survived the loss of T.J. Duckett, they can probably pull through losing Bobby Petrino. Stay strong. (Found by Michael in Atlanta.)

Jim Everett, New Orleans Saints: This guy may look like he’s sadly staring out a second-floor window, but he’s actually getting poised to jump through it to make a flying attack on Jim Rome. (Found by Joe in Rancho Cucamonga, CA.)

Billy Volek, Tennessee Titans: Volek returned to Nashville yesterday and even got some playing time. For Billy, this must have felt like a homecoming…to a house where parents who didn’t like him threw him out. (Found by Ken in Nashville.)

Doug Flutie, New England Patriots: Like Flutie, Tim Tebow now has a Heisman trophy. If all goes according to plan this means he’ll drop kick an NFL point after in about 2023. (Found by Vinny in Boston.)