July 25, 2011
Shane Mack, Minnesota Twins:  “Hey remember that song ‘Return of the Mack’?” “Nope.” “Cool. Hey, I need to go return this jersey I bought.”  (Found by Nick at Target Field.)

Shane Mack, Minnesota Twins:  “Hey remember that song ‘Return of the Mack’?” “Nope.” “Cool. Hey, I need to go return this jersey I bought.”  (Found by Nick at Target Field.)

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July 22, 2011
Edgardo Alfonzo, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim:  Sure, he only played 18 games with the Halos before the team released him. For those three weeks, though, Sports Illustrated was sure that the team had the Second-Best Infield Ever.  (Found by Jorge in Anaheim.)

Edgardo Alfonzo, Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim:  Sure, he only played 18 games with the Halos before the team released him. For those three weeks, though, Sports Illustrated was sure that the team had the Second-Best Infield Ever.  (Found by Jorge in Anaheim.)

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July 20, 2011
Kenny Lofton, Pittsburgh Pirates:  “Watch out, ladies. It’s time to steal third!”  (Found by Kevin in Chicago.)

Kenny Lofton, Pittsburgh Pirates:  “Watch out, ladies. It’s time to steal third!”  (Found by Kevin in Chicago.)

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July 19, 2011
Chad Bradford, Oakland Athletics:  “Look, man. I don’t care what tastes the best; I just want to find an undervalued asset. Now, are onion rings or nachos the OBP of concession stands?”  (Found by Brian in Oakland.)

Chad Bradford, Oakland Athletics:  “Look, man. I don’t care what tastes the best; I just want to find an undervalued asset. Now, are onion rings or nachos the OBP of concession stands?”  (Found by Brian in Oakland.)

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July 18, 2011
Ron Harper, Chicago Bulls:  Laugh all you want. He singlehandedly led the Bulls to a three-peat. What? Fine. Luc Longley helped, too.  (Found by Max in Chicago.)

Ron Harper, Chicago Bulls:  Laugh all you want. He singlehandedly led the Bulls to a three-peat. What? Fine. Luc Longley helped, too.  (Found by Max in Chicago.)

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July 15, 2011
Esteban Loaiza, Chicago White Sox:  Loaiza has hit 120 MPH on the radar gun. Sure, it was in a Ferrari. On a public road. When he was allegedly drunk. But you can’t teach velocity!  (Found by Nick at Wrigley Field.)

Esteban Loaiza, Chicago White Sox:  Loaiza has hit 120 MPH on the radar gun. Sure, it was in a Ferrari. On a public road. When he was allegedly drunk. But you can’t teach velocity!  (Found by Nick at Wrigley Field.)

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July 14, 2011
Marcus Giles, Atlanta Braves:  We can never remember who the good brother is. Is it Brian Giles or Andy LaRoche?  (Found by Matt W. at Citi Field.)

Marcus Giles, Atlanta Braves:  We can never remember who the good brother is. Is it Brian Giles or Andy LaRoche?  (Found by Matt W. at Citi Field.)

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July 13, 2011
Ernest Wilford, Jacksonville Jaguars:  ” Is this the express train to Obscure Receiverville? And will it make a stop in Crappy Tightendland? Matt Jones and I are going to brunch.”  (Found by Matthew in Boston.)

Ernest Wilford, Jacksonville Jaguars:  ” Is this the express train to Obscure Receiverville? And will it make a stop in Crappy Tightendland? Matt Jones and I are going to brunch.”  (Found by Matthew in Boston.)

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July 12, 2011
Jeromy Burnitz, Milwaukee Brewers:  Overheard in 1969: “Alright, I want to name the kid Jeremy. You want to name him Jerome. There’s gotta be a compromise here…”  (Found by Jay at Fenway Park.)

Jeromy Burnitz, Milwaukee Brewers:  Overheard in 1969: “Alright, I want to name the kid Jeremy. You want to name him Jerome. There’s gotta be a compromise here…”  (Found by Jay at Fenway Park.)

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July 11, 2011
Damon Buford, Chicago Cubs:  Buford was a legit five-tool player: He could play baseball, be from Baltimore, and be born in 1970. Also, he owned a hammer and a crescent wrench.  (Found by Steven.)

Damon Buford, Chicago Cubs:  Buford was a legit five-tool player: He could play baseball, be from Baltimore, and be born in 1970. Also, he owned a hammer and a crescent wrench.  (Found by Steven.)

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