Ed O’Bannon, New Jersey Nets: “Alright, let’s get our stories straight: this isn’t a Jalen Rose jersey…it’s a Derrick Rose! And that’s not an Ed O’Bannon jersey…it’s a Charles O’Bannon jersey! That’s better, right?” (Found by Lincoln at the 2008 NBA Draft.)
John Mabry, St. Louis Cardinals: How badly must you hate Albert Pujols to purchase this jersey? This guy still lists Jason Marquis as his second-favorite Cardinals hitter of all time. (Found by Vejay at Busch Stadium.)
Randy Ready, Philadelphia Phillies: This guy has a thing for players who served two non-consecutive stints with teams. You should see his collection of Grover Cleveland memorabilia. (Found by Brett at Nationals Park.)
Bryant Stith, Denver Nuggets: “What do you mean you don’t have any Johnny Newman autographed basketballs? And you call yourself a souvenir stand!” (Found by BlahblahBS in Denver.)
Todd Bertuzzi, Detroit Red Wings: This picture’s a little hazy because someone just suckerpunched the camera. (Found by Chris.)
Danny Tartabull, Chicago White Sox: This guy’s waiting for his ride; some fella named Costanza should be here to get him any minute now. (Found by Chris in Chicago.)
Jose Lima, Kansas City Royals: Salsa singing, dying your hair blonde, being a terrible pitcher, giving some woman herpes…this jersey comes with a lot of responsibilities. (Found by Patrick in Kansas City.)
Walter McCarty, Los Angeles Clippers: Weird, we always figured Father Time would be a Kevin Willis fan. (Found by Andrew in Westwood.)
Mark Madsen, Los Angeles Lakers: If the Lakers were really serious about winning a title, they’d have a big goofy white guy who dances. We’re looking at you, Adam Morrison. (Found by David in Los Angeles.)
Brevin Knight, Cleveland Cavaliers: Brevin Knight never missed any game-winning threes for the Cavs in the Eastern finals. Mainly because his teams were usually too terrible to make the playoffs. Hey, remember Wesley Person? (Found by Alec J. in Cleveland.)
