April 4, 2008
Doug Christie, Sacramento Kings:  That bag contains what’s left of this guy’s masculinity.  His wife’s about to throw it away.  (Found by Jay.) 

Doug Christie, Sacramento Kings:  That bag contains what’s left of this guy’s masculinity.  His wife’s about to throw it away.  (Found by Jay.) 

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April 3, 2008
Ty Wigginton, New York Mets:  This guy still thinks Wigginton’s the best utility infielder the Mets have ever had.  He makes Damion Easley look like a common Marco Scutaro.  (Found by Randy in Port St. Lucie, FL.) 

Ty Wigginton, New York Mets:  This guy still thinks Wigginton’s the best utility infielder the Mets have ever had.  He makes Damion Easley look like a common Marco Scutaro.  (Found by Randy in Port St. Lucie, FL.) 

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April 2, 2008
Kevin Millar, Florida Marlins:  This guy’s actually the most well-paid person wearing a Marlins uniform this year.  He makes $8.50 an hour at Long John Silver’s.  (Found by Christopher in Miami.) 

Kevin Millar, Florida Marlins:  This guy’s actually the most well-paid person wearing a Marlins uniform this year.  He makes $8.50 an hour at Long John Silver’s.  (Found by Christopher in Miami.) 

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April 1, 2008
Erubiel Durazo, Oakland Athletics: This guy got on his bowling team when its clever GM realized he had a skill the market undervalued: rolling spares. And, to a lesser extent, getting bad haircuts. (Found by Ryan in Martinez, CA.)

Erubiel Durazo, Oakland Athletics: This guy got on his bowling team when its clever GM realized he had a skill the market undervalued: rolling spares. And, to a lesser extent, getting bad haircuts. (Found by Ryan in Martinez, CA.)

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March 31, 2008
Bobby Higginson, Detroit Tigers:  Fans are optimistic that this year’s Tigers squad will return the team to its former glory.  Only this guy thinks of the 55-106 record in 2002 as “their former glory.”  (Found by Jon in Sterling Heights, Michigan.) 

Bobby Higginson, Detroit Tigers:  Fans are optimistic that this year’s Tigers squad will return the team to its former glory.  Only this guy thinks of the 55-106 record in 2002 as “their former glory.”  (Found by Jon in Sterling Heights, Michigan.) 

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March 28, 2008
Eric Gagne, Boston Red Sox:  These are more recent than what we usually run, but they were spotted in Tokyo at this week’s Sox games.  And they both have Gagne jerseys.  Come on, dudes, a Papelbon jersey is only like 10 trillion yen, which is around $8.29 U.S.  (Found by Mike in Tokyo.)   

Eric Gagne, Boston Red Sox:  These are more recent than what we usually run, but they were spotted in Tokyo at this week’s Sox games.  And they both have Gagne jerseys.  Come on, dudes, a Papelbon jersey is only like 10 trillion yen, which is around $8.29 U.S.  (Found by Mike in Tokyo.) 
 

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March 27, 2008
Curtis Conway, Chicago Bears:  What Conway may have lacked in receiving ability, he more than makes up for in impregnating-Laila-Ali prowess.  (Found by Chris in Chicago and Luke in East Setauket, NY.) 

Curtis Conway, Chicago Bears:  What Conway may have lacked in receiving ability, he more than makes up for in impregnating-Laila-Ali prowess.  (Found by Chris in Chicago and Luke in East Setauket, NY.) 

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March 26, 2008
Chris Webber, Washington Bullets:  Webber recently tried to forestall his retirement by calling a timeout on his career.  Turns out he didn’t have any left this time, either.  (Found by Nick at Grinnell.) 

Chris Webber, Washington Bullets:  Webber recently tried to forestall his retirement by calling a timeout on his career.  Turns out he didn’t have any left this time, either.  (Found by Nick at Grinnell.) 

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March 25, 2008
Roy Tarpley, Dallas Mavericks:  There’s only one way you can acquire a Roy Tarpley jersey:  as payment from Roy Tarpley in some sort of drug deal. (Found by Jeff in Vegas.)

Roy Tarpley, Dallas Mavericks:  There’s only one way you can acquire a Roy Tarpley jersey:  as payment from Roy Tarpley in some sort of drug deal. (Found by Jeff in Vegas.)

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March 24, 2008
Anthony Mason, Charlotte Hornets:  Too bad the picture cuts off this guy’s hair…who knows what words are shaved into it  (Found by Cavan in Portland, OR.) 

Anthony Mason, Charlotte Hornets:  Too bad the picture cuts off this guy’s hair…who knows what words are shaved into it  (Found by Cavan in Portland, OR.) 

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