
Rodney Rogers, Denver Nuggets: “I’ve been a fan of the Nuggets since the days when the team winning in the playoffs was a bad thing for George Karl!” (Found by BlahblahBS in Denver.)

Rodney Rogers, Denver Nuggets: “I’ve been a fan of the Nuggets since the days when the team winning in the playoffs was a bad thing for George Karl!” (Found by BlahblahBS in Denver.)

Jose Canseco, Texas Rangers: Why the backpack? You try carrying all that deca-durabolin around in your pockets. (Found by Preston in Arlington, TX.)

Ha Seung-Jin, Portland Trailblazers: “Why does everyone keep laughing when they read this jersey?” Mostly because he was terrible. (Found by David in Portland.)

Aaron Brooks, New Orleans Saints: Don’t feel bad for the Lakers. They just game planned for the wrong Aaron Brooks.

Al Iafrate, Boston Bruins: The odds of this being a game-worn sweater are diminished by the fact that only 12 of those exist in the entire world. (Found by Ken in Boston.)

Rod Strickland, Washington Bullets: In case of fashion emergency, take stairs. Or have Muresan pull you out of a window. Whichever’s quicker. (Found by Will in Towson, MD.)

Tomo Ohka, Washington Nationals: Ohka only made nine starts for the Nats, but when your other options for pitcher jerseys were Tony Armas and Ryan Drese, this one doesn’t seem like such a bad idea. (Found by Danny H. in Atlanta.)

Derek Strong: Last night’s loss was tough, but stay strong, Magic fans. Not like Derek Strong. The good kind of strong. (Found by Adam in Brooklyn.)

Rey Ordonez, New York Mets: Wonder if Rey would include this guy on the list of Mets fans he thought were “too stupid.” (Found by Chanan at Citi Field.)

Mike Piazza, San Diego Padres: Weird that someone owns this jersey. Weirder still that he’s with a woman. (Found by Casey, Dan, and Natalie in San Diego.)