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Charles Johnson: You think this is weird? When this guy...

Wed, 14 May 2008 10:21:57 -0400

Charles Johnson: You think this is weird? When this guy “gets dressed up” he puts on a Brook Fordyce Orioles jersey. (Found in Baltimore.)

Andre Rison, Kansas City Chiefs: We love the composition of...

Tue, 13 May 2008 10:30:03 -0400

Andre Rison, Kansas City Chiefs: We love the composition of this photo. Sadly, though, this rib joint was burned down just minutes later. (Found by Benjamin in Chicago.)

Eric Snow, Philadelphia 76ers: If you’re going to cover...

Mon, 12 May 2008 11:24:57 -0400

Eric Snow, Philadelphia 76ers: If you’re going to cover up your Eric Snow jersey, you’re going to need to use a top shirt that’s a little more solid. (Found in Philadelphia.)

John Amaechi, Orlando Magic: This guy’s wrestling with...

Fri, 09 May 2008 11:05:13 -0400

John Amaechi, Orlando Magic: This guy’s wrestling with some identity issues. Yesterday he wore a Tim Hardaway Heat jersey. (Found by Eric in Buffalo.)

Edgardo Alfonzo, New York Mets: Laugh all you want; this...

Thu, 08 May 2008 10:14:52 -0400

Edgardo Alfonzo, New York Mets: Laugh all you want; this guy’s softball team has the best infield ever. (Found in Union Square, NYC.)

Greg Anthony, New York Knicks: If you’re going to wear a...

Wed, 07 May 2008 10:18:10 -0400

Greg Anthony, New York Knicks: If you’re going to wear a Greg Anthony jersey, at least…nevermind, actually, just don’t wear one. (Found by Mino in Philadelphia.)

Kevin Brown, Los Angeles Dodgers: Having to wear this...

Tue, 06 May 2008 10:11:57 -0400

Kevin Brown, Los Angeles Dodgers: Having to wear this jersey’s bad, but what’s even worse is that this guy paid the Dodgers $105 million for it as part of a strange double-or-nothing bet that Brown would bounce back. (Found at Dodgertown.)

Gary Payton, Milwaukee Bucks: “No, no, no…”...

Mon, 05 May 2008 10:22:59 -0400

Gary Payton, Milwaukee Bucks: “No, no, no…” this guy says while continuing his fruitless search for a matching Ervin Johnson Bucks jersey. (Found by Jeff in Stevens Point, WI.)

Bill Pulsipher, New York Mets: The Mets’ pitchers are...

Fri, 02 May 2008 10:41:56 -0400

Bill Pulsipher, New York Mets: The Mets’ pitchers are just 14th in MLB in strikeouts. Sounds like a perfect time for a reunion of Generation K. (Found by Del in Los Angeles.)

Vernon Maxwell, Houston Rockets: According to the photographer,...

Thu, 01 May 2008 11:31:40 -0400

Vernon Maxwell, Houston Rockets: According to the photographer, this is a Hooters girl wearing her Mad Max jersey over her uniform on her way into work. She then ran into the restaurant and started beating people up. (Found by Ed in Houston.)

Terry Mulholland, Philadelphia Phillies: If you can’t...

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:08:55 -0400

Terry Mulholland, Philadelphia Phillies: If you can’t read that autograph, it says, “I’m so sorry you spent money on this jersey. - Best wishes, Terry Mulholland.” (Found by Jay in Philadelphia.)

Derek Harper: Get your broom out, sir! a) Because the Lakers...

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:32:45 -0400

Derek Harper: Get your broom out, sir! a) Because the Lakers swept, and b) because you’re probably the janitor, and the floors here are a disgrace. (Found by Jesse in Los Angeles.)

Penny Hardaway, Phoenix Suns: Is it ironic or sad that this...

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:44:46 -0400

Penny Hardaway, Phoenix Suns: Is it ironic or sad that this jersey cost one cent? (Found by D Block in Phoenix.)

Rick Mirer, Seattle Seahawks: With the NFL draft coming up...

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 10:13:23 -0400

Rick Mirer, Seattle Seahawks: With the NFL draft coming up tomorrow, we wanted to remind you that to some fans, there’s no such thing as a draft bust. (Found by Matt in Alaska.)

Terry Mills, Detroit Pistons: “This is the old style of...

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:31:53 -0400

Terry Mills, Detroit Pistons: “This is the old style of Chauncey Billups jersey. Trust me. They all used to say ‘Mills’ for some reason. And have a 6. Yah, weird, I know.” (Found by Jacob at last night’s playoff game at the Palace.)

Dan Dickau, Atlanta Hawks: Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes...

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:50:00 -0400

Dan Dickau, Atlanta Hawks: Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling. (The Pipes are a new NBDL franchise.) (Found by Shirley in Woodstock, GA.)

A.C. Green, Dallas Mavericks: Catching the bus out of...

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:09:00 -0400

A.C. Green, Dallas Mavericks: Catching the bus out of Virgintown, U.S.A. was taking much longer than this guy expected. (Found by Dallas in Fort Worth, TX.)

Carlos Baerga, New York Mets: This Baerga fan’s walking...

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:47:03 -0400

Carlos Baerga, New York Mets: This Baerga fan’s walking into a Friendly’s. One if by land, two if by sea, three if Baerga, four if by enormous ice cream sundae. (Found by Jon in Port St. Lucie, FL.)

Dan Majerle, Phoenix Suns: Look at that anguished pose. This...

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:15:23 -0400

Dan Majerle, Phoenix Suns: Look at that anguished pose. This guy gets in it every time he thinks about the 1993 Finals. So does Thunder Dan. (Found by Jeff in San Francisco.)

Latrell Sprewell, Minnesota Timberwolves: Sadly, this kid was...

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:10:35 -0400

Latrell Sprewell, Minnesota Timberwolves: Sadly, this kid was suspended from school later that day. His teacher had no business dressing up like PJ Carlesimo in the first place. (Found by Matt in Piermont, NY.)