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Edinson Volquez, Texas Rangers: Smart move keeping this jersey. ...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:15:22 -0500

Edinson Volquez, Texas Rangers: Smart move keeping this jersey. This is the year Volquez finally wins the Rookie of the Year. (Found by Kevin.)

Hokie Gajan, New Orleans Saints: Trust us, you do not want to...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:35:48 -0500

Hokie Gajan, New Orleans Saints: Trust us, you do not want to know what he means when he talks about “the Hokie Pokey.” (Found by Tony at the Superdome.)

Gerald Green and Wally Szczerbiak, Boston Celtics: Amazingly,...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:51:12 -0500

Gerald Green and Wally Szczerbiak, Boston Celtics: Amazingly, this couple keeps wearing these jerseys in the misguided hope it will help them get Greg Oden and Kevin Durant jerseys. (Found by Greg in Boston.)

Jim Eisenreich, Philadelphia Phillies: Well, at least no...

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:52:32 -0500

Jim Eisenreich, Philadelphia Phillies: Well, at least no one’s going to hold it against you when you start screaming obscenities about how crummy your jersey is… (Found by Hunter at Bright House Networks Field.)

Mike Mordecai, Montreal Expos: Someone’s still making this...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:28:20 -0500

Mike Mordecai, Montreal Expos: Someone’s still making this guy wear this jersey? Haven’t Expos fans suffered enough? (Found by D Block at Nationals Park.)

Steve Sax, Los Angeles Dodgers: This guy collected jerseys of...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:32:38 -0500

Steve Sax, Los Angeles Dodgers: This guy collected jerseys of all nine of Mr. Burns’ softball ringers…then he lost them in the Mystery Spot. (Found by Dan in Los Angeles.)

Ruben Gotay, New York Mets: Gotay or Go Home. (We would say...

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 15:18:35 -0500

Ruben Gotay, New York Mets: Gotay or Go Home. (We would say “Go to the Playoffs,” but come on, these are the Mets we’re talking about here.) (Found by Starpula at Citi Field.)

Raef LaFrentz, Denver Nuggets: Look, buddy, you want to call...

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:26:03 -0500

Raef LaFrentz, Denver Nuggets: Look, buddy, you want to call yourself a “Raef-ist” that’s your business. Just make sure you clearly enunciate your consonants. (Found by Brian.)

Scott Mitchell, Detroit Lions: Four rolls of quarters later,...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 12:29:42 -0500

Scott Mitchell, Detroit Lions: Four rolls of quarters later, this guy still hadn’t pulled out Johnnie Morton’s head. (Found by Mark in Chanhassen, MN.)

Darren Puppa and Christian Ruuttu, Buffalo Sabres: “Puppa...

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 12:12:32 -0500

Darren Puppa and Christian Ruuttu, Buffalo Sabres: “Puppa Ruuttu” is the Canadian equivalent of “Hakuna Matata.” (Found by Matt in Buffalo.)

Kevin Johnson, Cleveland Browns: “Sir, we can’t send...

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:30:36 -0500

Kevin Johnson, Cleveland Browns: “Sir, we can’t send you back in time to save the Browns’ franchise. I don’t think you understand how a fax machine works.” (Found by Kevin in Brockton, MA.)

F.P. Santangelo, Montreal Expos: If you think this is sad, this...

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 10:29:23 -0500

F.P. Santangelo, Montreal Expos: If you think this is sad, this guy still thinks Youppi! is real, too. (Found by Mike at the Metrodome.)

Brian Cardinal, Minnesota Timberwolves: You ladies must have...

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 11:14:00 -0500

Brian Cardinal, Minnesota Timberwolves: You ladies must have been embarrassed after the Wolves traded Cardinal last week. Also, before the Wolves traded Cardinal last week. (Found by Mike at the Target Center.)

Aaron Heilman, New York Mets: For years this guy wouldn’t...

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:48:02 -0500

Aaron Heilman, New York Mets: For years this guy wouldn’t trade this jersey for anything, no matter how great it seemed. He often thinks of that ruefully as he now uses the jersey to wax his car. (Found by Patrick at a Brooklyn Cyclones game.)

Andruw Jones, Los Angeles Dodgers: This jersey cost $105 and you...

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 14:16:37 -0500

Andruw Jones, Los Angeles Dodgers: This jersey cost $105 and you can only wear it once. (Found by Daniel.)

Leroy Hoard, Cleveland Browns: “I reckon it’s about...

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:42:23 -0500

Leroy Hoard, Cleveland Browns: “I reckon it’s about time I upgrade this baby to a Jamal Lewis…” (Found by Matt in Morgantown, WV.)

Vince Buck, New Orleans Saints: “If you relax your eyes...

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:31:31 -0500

Vince Buck, New Orleans Saints: “If you relax your eyes and stare long enough, it turns into a Reggie Bush. See!” (Found by Matt at Mardi Gras.)

Drew Gooden, Cleveland Cavaliers: This is actually Ed...

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:43:08 -0500

Drew Gooden, Cleveland Cavaliers: This is actually Ed O’Bannon. So if you think about it, the jersey’s really an upgrade for him. (Found by Jon in Louisville.)

Danny Kanell, New York Giants: “Aww no, man! One steamed...

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:34:43 -0500

Danny Kanell, New York Giants: “Aww no, man! One steamed egg white? You gave me Dave Brown’s order again.” (Found by Dave A. in Lancaster, PA.)

Seth Joyner, Arizona Cardinals: “Do you guys have any...

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:27:01 -0500

Seth Joyner, Arizona Cardinals: “Do you guys have any games from 1993? It’s the golden age of everything, and I finally got my NeoGeo hooked up.” (Found by Dave in Dubuque, IA.)