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Chris Jacke, Green Bay Packers: This is an outtake from the...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:40:05 -0500

Chris Jacke, Green Bay Packers: This is an outtake from the world’s saddest Doublemint commercial. (Found by Cody at Lambeau Field.)

Chris Simms, Tampa Bay Buccaneers: “Ooooooo…this...

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:50:06 -0500

Chris Simms, Tampa Bay Buccaneers: “Ooooooo…this kind of football! Yah, Chris Simms isn’t good at this, either.” (Sorry, it took us two months to think of that caption.)(Found by Ben in Munich.)

Tebucky Jones, New England Patriots: You can convince people...

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 11:52:13 -0500

Tebucky Jones, New England Patriots: You can convince people its a Thomas Jones jersey from a nonexistent stint in New England… but is it really worth it? (Found by Roman in Foxboro.)

TJ Duckett, Washington Redskins: You should see his Tur-Duckett...

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 11:56:25 -0500

TJ Duckett, Washington Redskins: You should see his Tur-Duckett jersey he takes out for Thanksgiving. It’s a Duckett jersey stuffed inside of a Kyle Turley jersey. (Found by Mark at FedEx Field.)

Eric Patterson, Boston Red Sox: “Someday I’ll save...

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 19:39:36 -0400

Eric Patterson, Boston Red Sox: “Someday I’ll save up enough cash to upgrade this baby to a Corey Patterson! Someday…” (Found by Christopher.)

Ricky Williams, Toronto Argonauts/Miami Dolphins: This jersey...

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 15:41:07 -0400

Ricky Williams, Toronto Argonauts/Miami Dolphins: This jersey is probably the greatest garment ever facilitated by NAFTA. (Found by Stephen in Toronto.)

Byron Leftwich, Tampa Bay Buccaneers: This is what happens when...

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 17:55:05 -0400

Byron Leftwich, Tampa Bay Buccaneers: This is what happens when the NFL sends its best and brightest to England once a season. (Found by Brad in London.)

Bret Boone, Minnesota Twins: “I’ll never forget the...

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 15:29:10 -0400

Bret Boone, Minnesota Twins: “I’ll never forget the Bretster’s 58 plate appearances with the Twinks. All nine of those total bases were better than my wedding day.” (Found by Daniel at Target Field.)

Bruce Gradkowski, Cleveland Browns: This is still preferable to...

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:28:28 -0400

Bruce Gradkowski, Cleveland Browns: This is still preferable to wearing a LeBron jersey. (Found by Andrew in Cleveland.)

Maurice Hicks, San Francisco 49ers: “I’m just going...

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:30:48 -0400

Maurice Hicks, San Francisco 49ers: “I’m just going to say it: this Kevan Barlow experiment isn’t working.“ (Found by Mark D. in San Francisco.)

Germane Crowell, Detroit Lions: “Why is Az Hakim pointing...

Thu, 13 Oct 2011 12:52:42 -0400

Germane Crowell, Detroit Lions: “Why is Az Hakim pointing and laughing at me?” (Found by Brian at Ford Field.)

JoeBrian Porterbrook, Pittsadelphia Steagles: Weirder still?...

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 16:33:49 -0400

JoeBrian Porterbrook, Pittsadelphia Steagles: Weirder still? This guy is a Raiders fan. (Found by Jason in Philadelphia.)

Neil Rackers, Arizona Cardinals: To be fair, this is the best...

Tue, 04 Oct 2011 15:05:39 -0400

Neil Rackers, Arizona Cardinals: To be fair, this is the best jersey you can get for a person named “Neil.” (Found by Lucky in Tucson.)

Scott Erickson, Minnesota Twins: To answer your question: yes,...

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 22:35:15 -0400

Scott Erickson, Minnesota Twins: To answer your question: yes, Erickson did make the All-Star team in 1991. But so did Ivan Calderon. (Found by Ben at Target Field.)

Chris Walsh, Minnesota Vikings: All Vikings fans remember the...

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 11:51:32 -0400

Chris Walsh, Minnesota Vikings: All Vikings fans remember the Randy Ratio, but only a select few can recall the Walsh Quotient. (Found by Coby.)

Chris Griesen, Georgia Force: “I really hope it’s...

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 17:33:00 -0400

Chris Griesen, Georgia Force: “I really hope it’s not about the name on the back of the jersey…” (Found by Chris at a Lingerie Football League game in Jacksonville.)

Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Miami Dolphins: You think this is weird?...

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:34:46 -0400

Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Miami Dolphins: You think this is weird? You should see his replica of Davone Bess’ stock car. (Found by Dennis in Tampa.)

Tony Pena, Jr., Kansas City Royals: Pena is baseball’s...

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 20:48:48 -0400

Tony Pena, Jr., Kansas City Royals: Pena is baseball’s equivalent of a futon. Sure, he can technically convert from a shortstop to a pitcher, but he’s not particularly good at either. (Found by Brandon.)

Ike Hilliard, New York Giants: The best thing about a Hilliard...

Mon, 19 Sep 2011 14:31:29 -0400

Ike Hilliard, New York Giants: The best thing about a Hilliard jersey is that it looks like a Williams jersey if you squint hard enough. (Found by Todd S. in Chicago.)

Elmer Dessens, Milwaukee Brewers: “Elmer pitched 15...

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 21:04:42 -0400

Elmer Dessens, Milwaukee Brewers: “Elmer pitched 15 innings for the 2007 Brewers. Some people would say that’s not much, but man…those were the best 45 outs of my life.” (Found by Jody in Milwaukee.)