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Butch Huskey, Minnesota Twins: Butch Huskey has to be the worst...

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:52:30 -0400

Butch Huskey, Minnesota Twins: Butch Huskey has to be the worst name for an athlete since Steve Slowandfat. (Found by Jared in Atlantic City.)

Shaun Alexander, Washington Redskins: This guy rode the bus for...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:18:05 -0400

Shaun Alexander, Washington Redskins: This guy rode the bus for longer than Shaun Alexander played in Washington. Nine minutes. (Found by Jim in Staten Island)

Fennis Dembo, Wyoming Cowboys: There’s only two people in...

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 10:50:35 -0400

Fennis Dembo, Wyoming Cowboys: There’s only two people in this world that have a Fennis Dembo jersey. His twin sister Fenise Dembo (no joke) and this guy. (Found by Pete in NYC)

Quentin Richardson, New York Knicks: “Now y’all know...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 11:03:03 -0400

Quentin Richardson, New York Knicks: “Now y’all know the REAL reason LeBron is changing his number from 23 to 6, right? That’s love for my boy Q-Rich!” (Found by Kasey in Harlem)

Desmond Mason, Seattle Supersonics: “I think if I just...

Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:29:07 -0400

Desmond Mason, Seattle Supersonics: “I think if I just keep leaning like so, nobody will notice I’m legit stuck to this pole.” (Found by Atiim at Comic-Con in San Diego, CA)

Robinson Cancel, New York Mets: This is not what he meant when...

Fri, 23 Jul 2010 10:00:00 -0400

Robinson Cancel, New York Mets: This is not what he meant when he said, “Cancel my order.” (Found by Michael in Plainview, NY.)

Brad Johnson, Washington Redskins: “Bowl a strike, son....

Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:12:28 -0400

Brad Johnson, Washington Redskins: “Bowl a strike, son. Then Deadspin will come along a few years later and count it towards their score.” (Found by Chris in NJ.)

Ryan Gomes, Boston Celtics: “The day Gomes was traded?...

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:31:21 -0400

Ryan Gomes, Boston Celtics: “The day Gomes was traded? Worst day of my life. No three-month-old should have to go through that.” (Found by Insane Tony in the 02536.)

Pervis Ellison, Washington Bullets: “Trust me, it’s...

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:26:14 -0400

Pervis Ellison, Washington Bullets: “Trust me, it’s better to sit back here and avoid the crowd on the rush out. No, I’m not nervous. I’m just…worried.” (Found by John W. in Camden, NJ.)

Harold Miner, Miami Heat: Harold Miner would never have joined...

Mon, 19 Jul 2010 13:51:08 -0400

Harold Miner, Miami Heat: Harold Miner would never have joined forces with Craig Ehlo and Frank Brickowski. Baby Jordan wanted to beat them. (Found by Ty in Toronto.)

Moe Williams, Minnesota Vikings: No, Vikings fans, Moe...

Fri, 16 Jul 2010 12:50:10 -0400

Moe Williams, Minnesota Vikings: No, Vikings fans, Moe hasn’t decided if he’s coming back to the team this year or retiring. Jeez, he just wishes this media circus would end. (Found by Adam at the San Antonio Zoo.)

Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Vancouver Grizzlies: From the...

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 11:34:31 -0400

Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Vancouver Grizzlies: From the photographer: “I shot the Shareef, but I did not shoot the Bryant Reeves.” (Found by Rich in East Falmouth, MA.)

Matt Luke, Los Angeles Dodgers: Luke’s career RBI total...

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 10:35:57 -0400

Matt Luke, Los Angeles Dodgers: Luke’s career RBI total is the same as his jersey number. He really should have asked to wear number 1500. (Found by Jorge at the All Star Game in Anaheim.)

Curtis Pride, Anaheim Angels: Pride comes before a fall. And...

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 16:12:06 -0400

Curtis Pride, Anaheim Angels: Pride comes before a fall. And after a career .250 batting average. (Found by Jorge in Anaheim.)

Deion Sanders, Cincinnati Reds: They don’t make two-sport...

Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:43:44 -0400

Deion Sanders, Cincinnati Reds: They don’t make two-sport stars anymore. None of these modern NFL players have the guts to play some really, really mediocre baseball. (Found by Adam.)

Pete Incaviglia, Texas Rangers: Today is bringing back so many...

Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:12:55 -0400

Pete Incaviglia, Texas Rangers: Today is bringing back so many bad memories for Rangers fans. The Dallas metro area never recovered from losing Inky. (Found by Larry in Arlington, TX.)

LeBron James, New York Knicks: Cheer up, Knicks fan. This...

Thu, 08 Jul 2010 10:44:29 -0400

LeBron James, New York Knicks: Cheer up, Knicks fan. This could still happen in 2016! (Found by Andrew in Boston.)

Chris Webber, Philadelphia 76ers: He’s asking Jeeves,...

Wed, 07 Jul 2010 11:24:24 -0400

Chris Webber, Philadelphia 76ers: He’s asking Jeeves, “Why does everyone keep making timeout jokes around me?” (Found by James in Philadelphia.)

David Boston, Miami Dolphins: What? This isn’t a Boston...

Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:20:12 -0400

David Boston, Miami Dolphins: What? This isn’t a Boston Patriots throwback? Dammit. My Harvard education is worthless! (Found by Alan in Cambridge, MA.)

Doug Waechter, Kansas City Royals: Waechter only pitched...

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 15:09:18 -0400

Doug Waechter, Kansas City Royals: Waechter only pitched 5 1/3 innings for the Royals, but he managed to ring up an 8.44 ERA. Quality over quantity, we guess. (For the Royals, an 8.44 ERA counts as “quality.”) (Found by Richard in New York.)